A friend and I were talking about aardvarks yesterday and we decided that this would make a good commercial for a company that exterminates for termites:
A woman calls an extrminator because she has termites
The exterminator shows up with an aardvark on a leash.
The aardvark finds and eats all the termites.
Next scene the aardvark is laying on his back rubbing his stomach and burps...